Just trying to stay alive one day at a time. Getting more difficult as the days go on to do so, but college is right around the corner. Hopefully I'll make it.Ask me anything Submit
1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have enough time to get to your class before
the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.
- Yesterday: horny
- Today: horny
- Tomorrow: horny
- Next week: horny
- Next month: horny
- Apocalypse: horny
- Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
- Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?